Pearls...

PERFETTI does it again - i have a Protex Happydent chewing gum packet in my hand.
This one boasts the disclaimer – CONTAINS ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER AND FOR CALORIE CONSCIOUS. Pray, what is this supposed to mean ?

Many Perfetti product wrappers carry these pearls of English. Someone must have been hard at work, transliterating !

Beware of the rights you surrender to the hosting site you use - interesting thoughts here